When a really hot guy passes by.
When the boss has reached the office before you.
When your mother sent you a friend request on Facebook.
When your roommate found out about the dress you borrowed without her knowledge.
When you don’t ever want to leave the house.
When he goes down on you.
When your favourite brand is on 50 per cent sale!
When your bae moves out of town.
When you wish you could show the other finger instead.
Monday mornings!
When your bae shops without you.
When a zit pops up on date night.
When he pops the question.
When your office crush gives you flowers.
When he looks nothing like his profile picture.
When he doesn’t call.
When he has a really cute ass.
